The amazing world of bikini armor. The most unusual bikinis for the beach season (photo)

Attention!!!
Fair warning!
The mod and the images contained in it are of a completely adult nature. The armor is (if you can honestly call it that) intentionally and UNREASONALLY EXPLICIT, and is NOT intended in any way to maintain realism or lore friendliness! If you are offended by adult mods in general and are somehow viewing this now, then MAYBE now is the time to enable the adult filter feature. Go on, I give you time for this. I can be patient. Once you've taken care of that little detail, enjoy your false freedom here on the Nexus (and may those of us who love such things just be).
Just wanted to say...

Description:
A collection of impractically designed armor designed to resemble everyone's favorite beach wear, the bikini. Designed by someone with the hands of God and backed by a group of crazy perverts who are best left alone. By the way, one of them is too obsessed with the photographs you have of your lady-dova, naked from the waist down. Other than that, what else can be said about this mod? The inscription "BIKINI ARMOR" in the title is for sale!
Also, this mod is not for the faint of heart.
... or overly shy.

Where to look?
The first book is in Riverwood. The rest are scattered throughout Skyrim (see screenshots).

Update: 1.8d
- Fixed problems with shoes;
- Slightly changed the location of the book "Wolf Bikini Armor", as well as the book "Rawhide Bikini Armor" for faster book search;
- Fixed an unexpected slot conflict for Dwemer bikini shoulder pieces;

note that you will have to re-download all Bodyslide presets and mesh sets for your bodies, if necessary, since they have been updated.

Update: 1.8c
- Added a breastplate for the Dragonbone Bikini Armor set;
- Changed long dragon bone boots to create a more armored appearance;
- Added descriptors to elements that did not have them (now enchantments can be applied to gorgets, which are intended only for helmets);
- Added in-game information about which perk from the blacksmithing tree you need, along with the appropriate book if you need to get the specified perk;
- Changed the ownership of some books to prevent unwanted theft;
- ... and many other bug fixes that I may have forgotten about.

Update: 1.8b
- Fixed the inability to create a Steel Plate Bikini Armor if you have the corresponding book in your inventory.

Update: 1.8a (option)
- In the "Optional files" section, on the translation page, an optional .esp mod file has been added, which allows you to get all sets of armor at the very start of the game, i.e. this option rolls back the version of the mod to the 1.8 update.

Update: 1.8a (edits)
Slightly corrected translation.

O update: 1.8a
- Armor can no longer be bought from Alvor;
- Crafting books have been added and scattered throughout Skyrim;
- Re-added cubemaps to all armors that originally supported them * Bodyslide files only upon request by NiseTanaka *;
- Added a new male follower;
- Officially added "Bikini Guardian Armor" with full support for female characters;
- Added a new gorget for the leather set;
- ... and many other bug fixes that I may have forgotten about.

Update: 1.7
- Fixed iron gloves "02" and "04" to support animal races;
- Added steel plate skirt;
- Old fashioned bikinis have been converted to CBBE Bodyslide;
- Removed the .esp file for the light version of the armor, because since version 1.6 there will be inconsistencies. Anyone who has it is advised not to use this file.

Update: 1.6
- New minor fixes, the author does not write what exactly was fixed;
- Added cyborg gloves to the "Dwemer bikini" section (uses the 60th slot);
- A basement has been added to Alvor's store, which contains chests for each type of bikini with constantly updated contents.

Possible conflicts:
- Can't wear thongs and bras at the same time!? Conflict with "SOS Schlong", use the Revealer (opener) option in the SOS MCM menu.
- Some parts of the armor are invisible (shoulder pads, thigh pads and apron most often) Conflict with "Devious Devices" and " "
- Clothing from this mod will take up 15 of your armor slots at the same time, which means that it will take up slots that are possibly used by other mods for this or that clothing and jewelry. Remember this!

Note:
If you do not want to make armor, then use the mod.

Recommendations:
I would like to add a little of my own. You can use high-quality armor retexture by CaBaL. It will replace the poor vanilla textures with better and more pleasing to the eye. Plus, you can use only textures, and you can delete the .esp files and the folder with scripts altogether. You don't really need them. This may be important for those who have many .esp files. Brief instructions for installing all this miracle here -.

Requirements:
- Skyrim 1.9.32.0.8;
- Official DLC Dawnguard;
- 1.07.03;
- Body UNP, CBBE or 7BO (one of the options);
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Installation:(can be done manually or through NMM / MO managers)
1. Download the main mod The Amazing World of Bikini Armor v1.8d(weighs 110 Mb) In chapter Main files on the Nexus and install manually or with mod managers. Activate in the launcher in case of manual installation.
2. Download translated esp files on translation page 1.8d,In chapter Main files on the Nexus. Place in the Data folder in the game and agree to a replacement. Activate it in the launcher.
3. Download (optional) in the Optional files section on the mod page on the Nexus website, meshes for UNP, UNPB or CVE bodies. For other bodies, there are no meshes yet. Possibly added in the future. Download and install using managers or manually. Agree to replace files.
4. Download (optional) in the Miscellaneous section on the mod page on the Nexus, Bodyslide presets for the CBBE body (CBBE Bodyslide Files) or for the UUNP body series (UUNP HDT Bodyslide Files), if you know how to use Bodyslide.

Attention:
* This mod is an assembly of all the mods of the author NiseTanaka, that is, all in one. This mod includes all the assemblies of this author, combined into one .esp file, so if you have any mods for clothes from this author installed, then remove them.
** You can see more screenshots!

Credits:
NiseTanaka is the only true god of all things bikini;
Diablio is a useful UUNP conversion buddy;
Daymarr - keeps us on track with things for SSE and is also just useful;
Kofman77 is that depraved S.O.B. (Google the transcript. I guess I won’t write it), who constantly asks about photos of girls naked from the waist down. And, I almost forgot, he does conversions for CCBE and... other rubbish.

Note:
Finally, I want to thank everyone who expressed their love and support to my buddy Nise Kun. Without him, our modding experience would be less and we would never have known that such goofy and vacuous humor, amazing intelligence, and artistic ability could come from a modder like Nise-Kun.
Shine on, crazy diamond!
(Shine On, Pink Floyd)

The right gift for a girl should be beautiful, useful and memorable. But most importantly, it should please not only the woman, but also the man who gave it. Friends, forget about mimosa, perfume and other banality. Give the lady of your heart a BIKINI. After all, no matter which way you look at it, you can't think of a better gift... Below is a review of the ten most impressive, exciting and innovative bikinis.

Designer Susan Rosen offered a bikini model made of real diamonds, the total weight of which was 150 carats. Of these, only 51 carats weigh an oblong diamond used to make panties, and 30 carats weigh a rectangular diamond that complements the first. Two diamonds weighing 15 carats each were used to make the top, and oblong stones of 8 carats gracefully hang under them. All this splendor is framed by fastenings and clasps made of platinum. And do not be afraid that this work of art will pull you to the bottom, not at all, all platinum threads are so thin that you will barely feel them.

Of course, this bikini covers almost nothing, but just think what a delight it is to sunbathe in the sun, while shining with all the colors of the rainbow. The cost of an unusual bikini is $ 30,000,000. The money is huge, but your beloved is more expensive than money, and in this modest swimsuit she will be the most seductive and sexy.

Bikini with C-Strings.

Women's C-Strings panties were created in the shape of the letter C, which is taken by erotic lingerie worn on the body. Although it is difficult to call underwear a piece of fabric stretched on elastic wires, which is "attached" to the body with the help of two silicone inserts.

Nevertheless, it is believed that C-Strings are the ideal panties for evening wear, because it is ugly when the ribbons on the hips stand out under a tight fitting dress...

If, instead of the usual life jackets, the actresses of the series "Malibu Rescuers" were dressed in such inflatable bikinis, the rating of the series would break all imaginable and unimaginable records. Just imagine buxom Pamela Anderson running in such a uniform along a hot California beach among vacationers. The psyche of many men could be irreparably damaged.

Do not forget that in addition to the visual effect, inflatable bikinis play an important functional role, helping their mistress to stay afloat. From now on, saving the drowning is the business of the bikinis of the drowning themselves! But even if a lady in such a bikini still manages to start drowning, men from all over the beach are guaranteed to run to her cries for help.

Air bubble bikini.

Since ancient times, people loved to look at the fire, listen to the murmur of water and burst air bubbles on packaging polyethylene. Therefore, no man can resist a lady dressed in bubbles.

After all, such a miracle is not only pleasant to look at or touch, it can also be fun to burst bubbles! Two pleasures and at once is always much better than one and no one knows when.

Excessive passion for tanning can lead to the most terrible consequences, because ultraviolet radiation in large doses is detrimental to humans. The creators of these bikinis came up with a great idea to provide a bra and panties with indicators of the intensity of sunlight. Cute balls at the ends of the ties change their color under the influence of ultraviolet rays. The owner of such a bikini always knows when it is time for her to move into the shade.

Bikini "Geekini" for fans of computer games.

It's hard to believe, but it turns out that fans of computer games also have girls. And sometimes even the girls themselves become geeks and gamers. Bikinis called "Geekini" are designed just for such people. Previously, only a fisherman could see a fisherman from afar, and now gamers can easily distinguish each other even on the beach.

The ambiguous "Press Start" slogan, placed on the bra and panties, looks extremely life-affirming and encouraging, as if inviting the viewer to go through several levels of a new exciting toy. As they say "press the button, get the result".

For hopeless romantics, let me remind you that at the last level of any game, a bloodthirsty monster always appears, which will brutally crack down on the gamer. Do you know where he is hiding?

The theme of gadgets and scientific and technological progress is continued by solar-powered bikinis, which may be of interest to already established pairs of gamers and computer maniacs. To finally conquer her gamer prince on a white PlayStation, the girl just needs to make a small upgrade, replacing the previous "Geekini" with a new solar-powered bathing suit.

Not a single normal geek can resist the temptation to energize right on the beach through the USB port located in the girl's panties.

Beauty must be protected, cared for and cherished. Some women take it literally, putting on their beauty a bra in the form of hands. This bra looks spectacular and funny. Surely there would be many men who want to be in his place. You can give such a bra paired with G-Strings panties, which were described above.

Lady Gaga, wearing a dress made of meat, unwittingly created a trend. Now there are whole bacon bikini contests in the USA: girls create bathing suits from strips of pork tenderloin, and a strict jury chooses the best one. Swimming in such a suit, of course, is impossible. Only if you walk down the catwalk a couple of times.

Love for minimalism sometimes takes bizarre forms. For example, c-thongs are generally devoid of side ribbons and are held by wires built into the frame. Putting on such an outfit is very simple: slightly unclench the design, apply it to the body and release. They say it is quite comfortable and does not interfere with movement. Bonus: you can feel like Eve, from clothes - only a piece of paper.

Rope bikini

Another option for lovers of minimalism. Extreme minimalism.

Soluble Bikinis

A real product manufactured by a German company. The bikini disappears when the girl enters the water. Irrevocably. Great joke idea! True, a little cruel. Therefore, it is also suitable as an idea for revenge on offenders.

inflatable bikinis

It looks, of course, strange, but very practical: a bikini will not let even a very bad swimmer drown. It's like a lifeline built into a swimsuit!

Solar Bikini

Solar batteries are quite a fashionable thing, so it is logical that they guessed to apply them to a bikini, because it is in a swimsuit that we spend a lot of time in the sun. Why not put it to good use? The swimsuit accumulates energy and has a connector where you can connect your phone or tablet - and the device will charge.

bikini for solar tattoos

A cute thing is a swimsuit with a small curly hole. The skin at the site of this cutout will tan, but not under the swimsuit, and a pattern will remain on the body. Sun tattoo!

Precious Bikini

Perhaps the most useless thing in our collection. Designer Susan Rosen offered a bikini model made of real diamonds, the total weight of which is 150 carats. It’s scary to swim in such a thing, but they won’t let you on the red carpet. It remains only to wait for an invitation to the beach party of millionaires - there this outfit will probably come in handy.

Bubble wrap bikini

Who doesn't love popping bubble wrap! The designers offered the girls to please their chosen ones and created a swimsuit that can be “bursted” right on the lady’s body. True, it's a one-time thing. For modest girls, bubble bathing suits are made opaque - the film is sewn onto the fabric. For relaxed - bikini from one film.

Bikini with UV detector

Hundreds of books and articles have been written about the dangers of the sun for the skin. Designers figured out how to control the dose of ultraviolet radiation: they built a sensor right into the bikini. There are two versions of such a swimsuit: one with a sensor built right into the fabric, the other, simpler, with smart fabric details - when the amount of UV received becomes too high, they change their color.

Bikini with bra in the form of hands

A bold enough solution for girls with a good sense of humor: a bra in the shape of male hands. Even if you are alone, you always feel this kind of support. And the men around dream of being in the place of a bra.

Geekini for gamers

Bikini in the form of a joystick will delight men who are passionate about computer games, but also do not forget about girls.

packman bikini

Another gaming story - bikinis inspired by the legendary game.

Bikini tuxedo

Serious event on the beach? Come in a tuxedo - a bathing suit.